So I'm laying in bed and my guy snuggles up to me and my foot touched his. All of a sudden this thought pops into my head....I wonder if he would leave me if I cut his toe off? I mean come on, that's not weird right? Doesn't everyone think like this?
Okay, so I don't think I would actually get to cut his toe off because he would probably wake up before I finished so I would have to shoot him in the toe. Would I be able to hit something as small as a toe? Maybe I should aim for his foot. Should I use my .38 or his .45? I would have to take the hollow points out so I don't blow his foot up.
Somewhere after 15 minutes of this type of thinking and playing this scene out in my head and wondering if he would move out (Really?) I realized the insanity that is me. It just proves that drug use is truly only a symptom of the disease. Once we take the dope out we are just more efficient maniacs. I think I'll keep coming back!!
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